"Some women are so self-deprecating that they have to fake an orgasm when they masturbate."

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It's hard to say goodbye when we never even said hello.

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"Sheep go to heaven…"

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I am so sick of your bs.

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Why do I get the feeling that North Korea just WANTS us to invade them?

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Fun fact: Frankenstein is not the name of the monster but the scientist who created him.

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Treat every first meeting as if it's the most important audition of your life.

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Use Condoms!

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Who says that I have to live as the same person for the rest of my life...

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You Get What You Give.


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